Top ten rules of dating
And yes you have to make sure she is happy, it honestly doesn’t matter how you feel about anything through the whole process.
All you want to do is wear something a little more comfortable then a monkey suit and have a damn beer, but that’s not even close the way it goes.
Today’s rules are a little more user-friendly – but some of them may surprise you. Many profiles on dating websites start with statements like: “I’m no good at this kind of thing”. If you put yourself down, you won’t sound attractively self-effacing. The aim of the online dating game is to catch the eye of someone you have lots in common with.
You do this by being original and, above all, specific about your interests.
Why does everyone look around and say “Is this the line to lose half my shit? ” and jump in line like someone is giving away a Ferrari.
Society has twisted our views and made us believe this is what we are supposed to do, but I ask you, why are we supposed to do it?
Well I just gave you ten reasons you shouldn’t, so take THAT society!
Forget that stuff about playing hard to get, expecting the man to pay, and never having sex on a first date. “I cook a mean paella and I’ll always try to make you laugh” is good, but “I have a fantastic job and no-one can understand why I’m single” is not.
You feel like you’re at that age – So many guys will simply say screw it let’s get married because they feel like they have reached “that age” and it’s “the thing to do.” Well that’s just rubbish!You think it’s a good financial move – Just because there is a bit of a tax break doesn’t mean you’re going to get married and magically become rich.I’m not sure which fools actually think that will happen but believe you me they are out there.“Hun if you go mow the lawn and pick up the groceries we can go back to the bedroom.” Dangling the carrot in front of your face just to pull it away at the last second.There are many people out there who have gotten married and divorced and they keep on looking for the next special someone.
You more or less have to ask permission to breathe to make sure it fits into the schedule.6.