Getting girls and dating
I’ve written before about the benefits of dating people from other countries.
And inspired by her, I figured I’d make my contribution to the conversation…
Or watching mangy dogs lick themselves on the town square of Villafranca de Ojetes, population 22… I told you I was gonna do a lot of generalizing.) Also… And also my ex-boyfriend is back from the grape harvest and we’ve decided to give it another go. Was she just hanging in there for the free conversation classes?
Anxious to meet new people, yet more so out of curiosity, I finally gave in and went on Tinder.
After hours of confusion – yawning at the endless identical and equally mundane, I found myself simply trusting my intuition.
His wife was from some dusty village of 200 souls in Murcia, 90 minutes’ drive from the beach. (It’s got a few stories about dating Spanish girls as well!
And that was where he was doomed to spend his holidays, till death do us part: sleeping on a sofa-bed in the kind of place where Clint Eastwood would have gone to film a spaghetti Western. It beats getting a tutor to “drill you” on pronunciation any day.
You might see her do it with friends – shouting and waving her hands, in a group of 9 people who are all talking simultaneously. If you should somehow become the target of this conversational shouting – and you will, if the relationship lasts longer than a few hours – the best thing to do is just breathe. It might not even be an argument – at least by her definition. You’re saying, “But last weekend my mother-in-law made Anyway, much like dating a Spanish girl means you’ve forgotten about any summer plans that don’t involve lying on a beach for 3 weeks, you’d also better forget about Sunday plans that don’t involve rice and saffron. I’m sure I’m not the only guy this has ever happened to… Plants give off oxygen during the day, but at night they shoot poison gas out of their pores and you’ll die asphyxiated in your bed.